To ease the confusion and set the scene

Hi everybody in blogland.
Tonight my erratic keyboard and I shall explain what the Elmer Fudd is going on.
Tomorrow I get on a plane (or big bird, to some of you) and fly all the way to Australia via a brief stop over in Singapore. Once there I've got nearly two weeks of stuff planned with the ginger one and ms Horan, including Arron and Rob's birthday spectacular on the Saturday. (Spectacularly drunk I expect.) Then I'm returung to the crazy land of Kent for 4 weeks (ish) pimping myself on street corners for chips, then back out to Sydney to join the onward leg of the tour!
The plan is head back out March 24th (Hence a farewell drink in the stone on the 21st) to Sydney before Melbourne, Ayres Rock, Cairns, Whitsunday Islands, Brisbane and Byron bay (Not neccessarily in that order) then back to sydney to fly to Fiji for 11 days, then over to the US and A! Landing in LA 6 hours before we left Nadi, (b*rd timezones!) we shall then head across the US wreaking havoc and generally acting like Brits abroad in some or other of the following locations, LA, San Francisco, Vegas, the Grand Canyon, Miami, Philadelphia, Washington, Chicago and New York. That's probably not where we'll go but that's a few of the names bandied about so far! So stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!